The wind blows and knocks down a tree which breaks the server running the website and the picture gets lost.
No No no. If you really want to make somebody mad you have to. Say "hello INDESTRUCTIBLE I'm <insert name here>"
The dragon scorches the person, but not enough to instantly kill. He dies weeks later after time in agony from the burns.
The cliff breaks and crumbles from all the intense fighting and the guy dies because the distance is farther than 24 blocks and his FF4 boots broke while fighting Smaug.