List the best and worst and funniest puns here. If I laugh so hard to the point that I am crying of laughter, I'll literally go into 50k debt to you. This is not only for my amusement but the whole server's. And I will be honest if I laugh that hard, I will be too happy to care if I am losing 50k or not lmao. Hope you have fun reading this thread as well as adding to it!
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it has a Liverpool. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. Its syncing now. Biology and chemistry jokes are great, but anatomy jokes are the most humerus. Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one; hes never gonna give you Up. I just started a business selling airplanes without engines, but it hasn't taken off yet. If a scientist is sick and you can't helium or curium, you might as well barium. I heard that if you drink every day then that means you are an alcoholic, so now I only drink at night. People think I'm weird because I swallowed an abacus, but its whats inside that counts. A supreme liter is the only drink size allowed in North Korea. You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
who doesn't know that On a vmr theme suggestion about mooshrooms, he said- Great idea! Not mushroom for improvement. lmao i laughed so hard
1. My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way." 2. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out. 3. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 4. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy. 5. So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world! 6. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. 7. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 8. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire. 9. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester. 10. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn't going anywhere. It feels like he's always trying to drive me away.
- What workouts to lazy people do? Diddly Squats - If you have a bladder infection, then urine trouble - I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then I got over it - Poop jokes aren't my favourite, but they're a solid #2 - Is diarrhea genetic or does it just run through my jeans? - When it's hot outside, I am a fan, of a fan - If I ride my bicycle twice, does that count as recycling? - I was addicted to soap, but now I'm clean - How many french eggs does it take to make a cake? 1 egg is un oeuf - Trust your calculator, it's something you can count on...it's additionally useful and has multiple functions (second part used from my brother...lol) - Whoever called a planet Uranus was a real asshole - I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind - I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. There's plenty more to go around, but I'll save those for later. Thanks to @Drewbo_ for tagging me. He is a legend.
Funny story, but I just made my entire English assignment out of puns... You should really go with the flow of water puns, because you simply can't live without them. Orange you glad that fruit puns exist? They're berry grape in pears and drive people bananas. If the cowculations are correct, dairy puns are cheesy yet amoozing, and spread like butter for udder laughter. Fast food puns deserve a party on the back for their quality. Spicy puns make me want to chilly out and I'm always burning to say them. Food puns have very exquisite flavours to them.
