I kill u all and start singing: Do you like my melon sword sword sword you cant afford afford afford my Melon sword!
*Gets sky* *Makes sky distract harry* *Pushes harry into pvp* *Kills harry with his own melon sword* *Grabs harry's melon sword* I have 2 Melon Swords now! Huzah!!!!!
*Eats 2 year old pie* *Throws up on a18* *a18 faints of shock* *wonders wether he should steal both the melon swords* *takes only 1 because he is awesomely nice*
Takes the other melon sword and stabs 4tee takes both of them and throws them in a lava pit *Harlem shake* *Gentlemen*
Slaps JBuks with back of hand, when Jbuks is dazed, i use my fly donation to fly away and takes melon sword
Gets andrew to ban vanmaren, takes the melon sword from the unlocked chest he accidentally put it in.
Succeeds in an unban appeal then when JBuks is offline i take the melon sword and he doesn't know who took it, when he asks me I say sick24 took it and I keep the sword
I get a tamed ocelot kitten to attack vanmaren_dude with its cuteness and snatch it from vanmaren_dude's inventory