Oh buoy, a horrific sight at Simscity today, as major boat grief has struck the home of @SimsElemental. This is indeed a hardship for the people of Simscity, I'm sure with the help of the community they'll be able to be afloat again. The culprit? @Bashdash100, a recently retired Super Moderator. But why would he do something like this? Pier pressure perhaps? @Bashdash100 denies any involvement but he has been exposed for what he truly is, he should apologise before that ship sails! Note: Bash is a good man! This thread is purely for satirical purposes.
An update, EcoCity Times is the first news crew to the scene and we have found a note left by the culprit: We have our cryptographers working around the clock to decipher this message.
I have discovered groundbreaking evidence to prove my innocence! I'm just a poor Tycoon, trying to live his life in peace.
Excuse me? This is slander! I was practicing my lines for the CSI episode they are doing of this drama! I said this because they are thinking of having the episode with an alternate story where I am the griefer! Do not believe this man!
No, that sign was placed in a separate griefing incident when I knocked a bit of Sims' roof down. It's been there for a few months.
