The Vending Machine

You get a free netherstar!

I insert a melon sword

 

You get a pumpkin axe. -.-

I insert a diamond.

 

You get a gravel.

I insert a pumpkin axe

 

You get three apples.

I insert three balloons.

 

You get flint.
I insert a piece of dirt.

 

You get grass

I insert 39 chia pets

 

You get a plate of spaghetti, a 5 gallon tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream, 14 cats, and a Zhu Zhu pet.

I insert a sponge.

 

You get water

I insert a tiny chipped piece of an emerald and a diamond.

 

You get yo' daddy's moustache.

I insert a pair of pants.

 

You get a pencil.

I insert a strand of hair.

 

You get a comb.

I insert a toothbrush.

 

You get a tooth pick.

I insert a $100 bill.

 

It spits out the Ban Hammer.

I insert Skylexia and KHobbits

 

I get this thread back up again lol

I toss in a melon sword

 

you get 555k

i toss in a potato singing justin beiber

 

You get a slap on the face.

I insert a penny.

 

you get an Australian penny

i insert an Australian $100 note

 

You get a Kangaroo.

I insert a haz1

 

you get 1

i insert the "c" "a" "r" keys on my keyboard

 

You get a ripped up dollar bill.

I insert harryhaz1.