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  1. Shredder_101

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    This isnt really a game but post jokes on here if u find thr joke funny leave a like the more likes there are the better the joke is

    Imma start: A man was arrested yesterday for robbing a cafe. During the police raid, he hid very well. When the police was about to give up, one of the officers yelled: 'Marco!" The man's name was not really marco, the officer was just trying to inject some humor into the situation. Police found the suspect when he replied: "Polo!"
     
  2. Diamonds1358

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    Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only Ten I see. Har har har funny
     
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    3 men were on a plane dropping there junk one man dropped a tv and went down to see where it landed he say a man crying he asked "why are you crying?" the man said "a tv just fell on my wife and killed her!" oops the 2nd man dropped a radio and went to see where it landed he say a lady confused he said "why are you confused?" the lady said "because i hear music playing then my husband disapeared" oops the last man dropped a missle (what was he doing with a missle idk) he went to go see where it landed he found his family laughing he said "why are you laughing?" they said "because mummy farted and the neighbours house blew up" oops!!! xD
     
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    Lil jimmy finds a lamp and rubs it
    A Jeanie appears and says to lil jimmy u now have 3 wishes
    Lil jimmy then says I want a pony, a dog, and a camel.
    The Jeanie then poofs up a pony,a dog, and lil Jimmy's mom



    XD
    Comment below or like if u get my joke
     
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    @Vipeh , @Tree_Killer_ , and @CadeBoss425 are robbing a bank. The cops come so Vipeh hides in a bag of dog food, Tree hides in a bag of cat food, and Cade hides in a bean bag. They kick the bag of dog food and Vipeh says woof. They kick the bag of cat food and tree says meow. They kick the bean bag and Cade yells BEAN. The end we get arrested and go to jail for 69 years.
     
  6. Tree_Killer_

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    lmao
     
  7. Vipeh

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    OMFG BEST JOKE EVER
     
  8. TheBulldawg

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    not really a joke but I thought this up last night: da resets are coming staff is getting fat :D
     
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    There are three guys who won three toilets the first guy won a wooden toilet, the second guy won a metal toilet, and the last guy won a singing toilet. All three guys returned there toilets. The first guy retuned it because he kept getting splinters, the second guy returned his because it was too cold and the third guy returned his toilet because the only thing that the toilet would sing was "do you see what I see".
     
  10. TheBulldawg

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    ik that joke from long ago
     
  11. AiryBoat

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    @Polo_17
     
  12. AiryBoat

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    I have a joke.

    So @Tree_Killer_ @Polo_17 @AtomicTNT_712 and @Jerekul Decided to all go meet up at a gas station. Polo decided to go inside, Tree decided to go behind the store, Atomic went with, and Jere decided to go across the street. When they all came back to eachother the cops came. They chased tree and Jere, Polo, and Atomic where "Rooting" for him but the cops were as fast as "Fox"s and caught Tree. Polo ran away next and Atomic got scared so he ran too, but he ran into a gas pump and it "Exploded" <- Rip. And then the last one, Jere. The most mysterious one of them all ran. He ran for so long, hours days, weeks and then after what seemed like forever running he realized they all blew up and it was now 2069. gg My joke.

    By the way I spelled stuff wrong on purpose ^^
     
  13. AtomicTNT_712

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    deez nuts
     
  14. mckean23

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    My mom asked me once if I wanted to hear a joke, I said yes, then she pointed at me
     
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    Jere's new name is gump!
     
  16. AiryBoat

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    No, I don't approve.
     
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    i always knew i was going to die that way
     
  20. Shredder_101

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    i think im the biggest joke here