As the title states I am selling a MELON SWORD This amazing sword cuts through melons like a hot knife through butter! That is right, if you buy this sword you will have the sharpest knife on the block! For the low, low price of $1,100,000 ECD you can be the envy of all your friends as you smash melons faster than Gallagher ever dreamed of! Disclaimer: Provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied. Sharp! Walk - Don't Run. Do not put in mouth. Do not use while under the influence of alcohol or prescription medication. Safety goggles may be required during use. Not liable for damages occurring through the use, misuse, or inability to use this product. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Not intended for use by children under the age of five as children may be maimed or killed. The buyer takes full responsibility for everything and anything that could and/or does go wrong resulting in any kind or type of problem, difficulty, embarrassment, loss of money or goods or services or sleep or anything else whatsoever.
