Ugh, I want to go so baddddd Put me on maybe, I'm gonna try to convince my mom to take our summer vacation in NYC!! There's Broadway's there ya? I could easily get my sister to help convince if there is lol Plus New York pizza wtf.
I fixed it. Build 2 robots. One will act as a servant and the other will be an exact replica of you. Sell the servant robot, get a 2-way ticket to New York. Buy a wig, fake moustache, stilts, an oversized coat, big shoes, a fedora and a voice changing device. Hide all this under your pile of homework. Hack the airport system remotely to get a working fake passport. On the night before your escape (July 4th), wake up at midnight and set up your robot, place it in the bed and sneak out with your disguise. Make sure your iPhone X which you conveniently didn't have to sell is fully charged, and set the voice changer to a man voice or a something that sounds adult-like. Catch the plane at 2AM and get your butt over to New York, then proceed with the hotel stuff except in your disguise. Take your bus to the meetup the following day, with your disguise still on. You can take it off once you get to the meetup, but remember to put it back on after you go back to the hotel. Take a flight back and get back home at precisely midnight, put the robot and disguise underneath your homework pile, and sleep normally. Boom. Never been more flawless.
Ask Clarinet to deliver a pizza to the NYC meeting. Similar to my other method, create a robot decoy of yourself and proceed to become a pizza and hide in a pizza box with Clar. Be careful not to drown. Then get back using the same procedure.
Question: Do you guys live in or near New York? Or are you just buying tickets for a plane. Im curious to see how you are getting there.
