I am a donkey because I am a donkey.

 

I like cows

 

I catch snapping turtles with my bare hands during the summer.. o_O

 

I am 75% vegan and a huge animal activist :)

 

I am 100% not vegan.

 

Legend has it the the ruins of old spawn lie in a cavern underneath the new Rising spawn.

 

In baseball I have hit a 2 out, 2 strike triple after being down 7 runs. Bases were loaded so we scored 3 runs to tie the game at 8 - 8 and I stole home to win it!

True Fact ^

 

Otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't float away

 

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.

 

Banging your head against a wall for a hour might cause brain damage

 

*Concussion*

 

Why do hockey players sleep at night? They excessive a lot, and all have mild concussions

 

Football players get at least 1 concussion in the nfl.

 

I think you mean that

100% of nfl players will get at least one concussion

 

^ True Fact that is what I meant to say :p

 

The mars rover just drove 40 miles on the moon

 

The Honus Wagner baseball card is the most expensive baseball card ever.

 

I had a muffin for breakfast.

 

I like popcorn.

I tag @SparklyPotato2