Hey guys! Matrix here coming to you live from the #1 city in the United States, New York! Today I come to you with a great business proposition. Are you currently single looking for a great relationship partner? a soulmate? a relationship that will last a lifetime? Well if you are you have come to the WRONG place! The Merlino Dating Firm offers single ladies, and maybe men, in the tri-state area (and those in Canada or anyone who wants to fly to New York) to date the handsome, devilish, sexy @Kick_Me_1235 for 24 hours flat. What you do is not up to me or my company that is between you and @Kick_Me_1235 . Currently we are not charging but @Kick_Me_1235 and myself may charge in the future so book now while it is free!. Here is the application. Keep in mind only one lucky user will be able to date @Kick_Me_1235 per 24 hours. @Kick_Me_1235 will also get a one days rest in-between dates. So a user will be chosen every 48 hours! Spoiler: Application Ign: Where do you live: Do you have what it takes to date @Kick_Me_1235 ?: Are you good with children he has a young sister as shown by his profile picture: Rate yourself on a scale of 8/8: Additional information. All 63 genders are welcome to apply, but I cannot say we will not discriminate! Both @Kick_Me_1235 and I can deny applications.
Ign: dgam02 Where do you live: New Jersey Do you have what it takes to date @Kick_Me_1235 ?: Yes I love my churro boy Are you good with children he has a young sister as shown by his profile picture: Yes I am excellent with kids. Rate yourself on a scale of 8/8: 9
Ign: Cows Where do you live: in a farm Do you have what it takes to date @Kick_Me_1235 ?: no Are you good with children he has a young sister as shown by his profile picture: no Rate yourself on a scale of 8/8: 0
Ign: PlatinumPurple Where do you live: Canada Do you have what it takes to date @Kick_Me_1235 ?: Um, totally! I love Joisey guys )) Are you good with children he has a young sister as shown by his profile picture: I am good with kids considering I have a younger brother ( @ZevZero ) Rate yourself on a scale of 8/8: 7.98/8. I did not give myself the extra 0.02 because I am not Chance the Rapper.
Ign: Ian__D Where do you live: Philadelphia Do you have what it takes to date @Kick_Me_1235 ?: he can kick me anywhere Are you good with children he has a young sister as shown by his profile picture: Depends on if they are annoying or not Rate yourself on a scale of 8/8: 6, because I am honest and not full of myself
Ign: @Captain_Death_33 Where do you live: "A Place You'd Rather Not Wish To Be" - @purplelegoender Do you have what it takes to date @Kick_Me_1235 ?: I have the proper rigging skills Are you good with children he has a young sister as shown by his profile picture: Yeah, I think Rate yourself on a scale of 8/8: Over 9000
Ign: UnitedStates2 Where do you live: Wherever you want me to. Do you have what it takes to date @Kick_Me_1235 ?: I have whatever it takes to date @Kick_Me_1235. Are you good with children he has a young sister as shown by his profile picture: Very much so. I deal with kids like @matrix_rep, @7amoodw and @kukelekuuk00 on a daily basis. Rate yourself on a scale of 8/8: I don't think 8 is a high enough number to rate me. Maybe 10, at an absolute minimum.
Ign: @Sexy_Apple Where do you live: In a fungeon Do you have what it takes to date @Kick_Me_1235 ?: I'll kick him every day where he likes it :^) Are you good with children he has a young sister as shown by his profile picture: Don't ask the authority that question. Rate yourself on a scale of 8/8: Sexy af
Ign: Jackson_G69 Where do you live: ChiTown Do you have what it takes to date @Kick_Me_1235 ?: you'll see I have more than enough Are you good with children he has a young sister as shown by his profile picture: yeah i wrote pigroast Rate yourself on a scale of 8/8: pi
You have been added to the waitlist. Congrats! Depending on @PlatinumPurple 's response you will either go first or second with Merlino
