Harry's sleepy 2am suggestion for the addition of /pet harryhaz1 Hello builders, residents, mayors and more. Today I have gathered you all to raise the question "What does ecc /Really/ need?" The answer, as I'm about to make clear to you, is /pet harryhaz1. You may be asking yourself "now why would we need this?" I believe that there are an assortment of reasons as to how this is beneficial to EcoCityCraft as a whole. Reason 1. As a tribute to our lord and saviour, the number 42. The meaning of life, the universe and everything. Surely something as important and sacred as 42, should be respected and honoured. I believe the best way to do this, is the addition of /pet harry haz1. As the self proclaimed holy messiah of 42-ism, I believe that adding this suggestion would greatly boost the monthly income of EcoCityCraft as myself, and fellow followers of 42 rush to line Andrew's wallet to praise our holy figure. Reason 2. Harry race's. We shall line the oval's with our eagerly waiting bodies, preparing for the weekly Harry race! Yes you heard me correctly! With the addition of /pet harryhaz1, there shall be a weekly event, where we race Harry's. With this addition we shall see a boost in the economy as bet's are placed to see which Harry haz 1. Reason 3. The running of the Harry's. Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Enticed by the promise of lotto tickets, our pet Harry's are eager to charge down our users! With the addition of /pet harryhaz1, a bi-monthly event shall be run. Where our users run from the Harry's, the winner being the one who survives the trolling!. Reason 4. As a way for our users to relieve their stress. We all know that stress can be a detrimental factor to our users health. And so I propose /pet harryhaz1 to allow our users to alleviate these stresses by torturingfuriously hugging my poor defenceless body. Reason 5. Remembrance. So that, in exactly 5724 days, when I assume the role of prime minister of Australia (and in 1337 days, when I achieve the position president of the world) ECC shall be remembered as the first step on my path of world domination. Reason 6. Leading the way. Another reason for the addition of /pet harryhaz1 is so that other users understand that if their contributions to EcoCityCraft are as outstanding and astounding as my own (for example when I donated $9999999999 USD to blind pet kittens in ecc) they can have things attributed to them. Reason 7. Why not? Why not? Reason 8. Piggy back rides. With the addition of /pet harryhaz1 coupled with the riding donation, our users will have the option. NAY! The privilege of riding upon my chiseled shoulders. This would allow for user run events such as piggy back races. And let our users rest their fragile legs. Reason 9. Scientifically proved natural innate increase in subconscious trolling capability For our users who suffer from trolling deficiencies. Carrying around their pet Harry's has been scientifically proven (by me in a lab coat) to help our users who are plagued by this cruel and unforgiving fate. Reason 10. Because I said so "Say's so" I rest my case, when I wake up I expect this to be added. Zzzz
