Bobville sheep farm!Mission statement: “bobville sheep farms Incorporated provides its customers quality and information sheep products and the expertise required for making informed buying decisions. We provide our products and services with a dedication to the highest degree of integrity and quality of customer satisfaction, developing long-term professional relationships with employees that develop pride, creating a stable working environment and company spirit.” (no I did not copy and paste the mission statement from the office and add the word sheep) About bobville sheep farm: Bobville sheep farm is a factory farm dedicated to the production of high quantity low quality wool. We produce tons of wool do to our revolutionary set up for the sheep cages. All sheep are given a 2x1 square to live in. This provides for the fastest farming possible and the most wool output. We also keep the sheep on 24/7 antibiotic treatment to make sure they never get sick to maximize production. Our products: At bobville sheep farms we are proud to sell ever color of wool. We are able to sell for $1.25 per wool in orders of over 1000 wool. Smaller orders will be priced on the spot but we will make sure to provide you with a fair price. We are also proud to be selling official bobville sheep farms sheers these are regular non enchanted sheers named "bobville sheers" they will come with a certificate of authenticity and will cost $5000 all the profits from this will go to purchasing more antibiotics to force feed the sheep. Feel bad for these poor sheep yet? Good you should we treat them very poorly! Current housing for the sheep: That being said if you wanna make a difference in the life of a sheep you can for only $5000! For $5000 you can save the life of a sheep using the bobville farms sponsor a sheep program. What you will do is pay me $5000 then I will bring you to the sheep farm where you will pick out the sheep that you would like to save. This sheep will then be named after you and moved into the very nice enclosure: You can also have a sheep named after you for $750. They will still be repeatedly over farmed and their health and safety will not be guaranteed but hey you will still have a bobville sheep farm sheep named after you. Sponsor a sheep video: Current bobville sheep farm sheep sponsors: 1. @oootopia 2. @Enougher 3. @EMD3000 4. @ChargerBoltz5 5. @dudeman43 6. @drewbo173 7. @LJKAzrael 8. @EMD3000 9. @swilling236 Frequently asked questions: 1. Why should I sponsor a sheep? answer: Because these sheep live terrible lives without being sponsored so if you decide not to sponsor one you might as well just kill the thing yourself! 2. Can I visit bobville sheep farms? answer: Yes of course you can! We recommend you wear a hazmat suit though since we definitely don't meet any of the sanitation requirements. (bobville sheep farm is not responsible for any injury or harm suffered while in the town of bobville. This included any sheep bourn illness or harm caused by the many sharp objects we have laying around)3. How do I know that after I sponsor a sheep you wont just put it back into the farm? Answer: You can visit your sheep any time you want to check and make sure it hasn't been harmed or killed! 4. Is this a legit business? Answer: Yes it is! we have an A+ rating from the Better Business Bureau. Days without an accident: 0 (formaldehyde does not make sheep wool grow wool faster it kills them 4 sheep were killed in this unfortunate but un preventable incident) Quotes about how awesome bobville sheep farm is: 1. "You are a terrible human and you should not be allowed to own animals. Please free the sheep now!" -my sister 2. (I need more quotes if anyone wants to give me some pm me)
lmao bob ilu. THIS FACILITY DID PASS INSPECTION AS THESE SHEEP CAN NEARLY TURN AROUND IF THEY TRY HARD ENOUGH. STAY HOME PETA.
I have a quote for Bobville. "You get no cookies if you don't name a sheep after me". Also, I have $100 ;-;, can I name a sheep after me for $100?
Thanks to @Enougher for sponsoring a sheep! very kind of you. The sheep thanks you for probably saving his life. He will now be fed all organic food and be taken good care of. The only water he will drink is Fiji water to make sure he has a clean and delicious water source.
Bobville Sheep Farm has my vote along with #AntiHorseTheft #KeepSheepAndHorsesInSmallCagesAndDon'tLetHRSLayHandsOnYourDearPitifulAnimals Don't let the HRS bully you around people! Keep your poor creatures locked up safe and sound so those thieves don't steal your personal property!